Two things have come from Berkeley: LSD and Unix. Coincidence?
A redneck and a yuppie were sitting next to each other at the bar....
redneck: "So I guess youins went to college?"
yuppie: "Yes, I did."
redneck: "Where'd you go?"
Redneck: "I SAID WHERE'D YOU GO?"
While a new student at Harvard, I was talking to a professor and asked him, "Where's the library at?" The professor said, "Young man, this is Harvard. We do not end sentences with prepositions." So I said, "Okay. Where's the library at, asshole?"