Unix, Music, and Politics ... What was I thinking?

A redneck and a yuppie were sitting next to each other at the bar....

redneck: "So I guess youins went to college?"

yuppie: "Yes, I did."

redneck: "Where'd you go?"

Yuppie: "Yale."

Redneck: "I SAID WHERE'D YOU GO?"

While a new student at Harvard, I was talking to a professor and asked him, "Where's the library at?" The professor said, "Young man, this is Harvard. We do not end sentences with prepositions." So I said, "Okay. Where's the library at, asshole?"