Two things have come from Berkeley: LSD and Unix. Coincidence?
Okay, maybe it's some odd variation of buyer's remorse or maybe I just have a psychological need for some public way to vent. Whatever the reason, it looks like I couldn't stay away from blogging for too long. Now on with the show!
I've gone from disturbed to enraged over the slobbering half-wits who choose to wear their pants around their knees and show off their underwear and shaggy asses to the world. Within the past week however, I have had a complete change of heart. No, no, NO, I did not adopt the practice myself. I simply came to realize that these idiots are doing folks like you and me an enormous favor. What is that unintentional kindness you may ask? Simple. You and I now look more normal than ever thanks to retards like these:
So thank you, sagging morons of America. Your clownlike appearance helps me blissfully disappear into the mainstream.