Woohoo!Kiss it, pal!
Here's the list of organizations and people who can smooch my bum:
Offender
Reason
Alec Baldwin
(so-called actor)

Opinions are like bungholes -- everybody has one, and they all stink.  So Baldwin thinks half the members of the Bush administration are either stupid or sociopathic, and "everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy", eh?  Well here's what I think, Baldwin:  You Suck.  See for yourself:  Actor Alec Baldwin Calls Texas Governor "Lap Dog"  I'm still waiting on Baldwin and all the other Hollyweird nitwits to make good on their promises.  (added 10-Oct-2003)
ALF
(Animal Liberation Front)

Shouldn't we be worried about any group who proudly admits as the first part of their Credo that their results are achieved "usually through the damage and destruction of property"?  Meet the misguided, blithering idiots of the Animal Liberation Front:  Minks eat each other after animal rights break-in and Animal Liberation?  Freed Minks Attack Farm Animals and Pets.  (added 05-Oct-2003)
ELF
(Earth Liberation Front)

These asshats think that destroying SUVs is the best way to get us lazy americans to jam our fat arses into some subcompact piece of crap.  Read about it here:  SUVs Vandalized, Torched at L.A.-Area Dealership, Officials: San Diego Arson Fire Work of Eco-Terrorists, and Charges In Torching Of 125 SUVs.  (added 13-Sep-2003, updated 10-Mar-2004)
Hillary Clinton
(self-absorbed biatch)
Do I really need to explain this one?  Thanks for the flu vaccine shortage, SHillary.  There's trouble with money that got her elected to the Senate.  And Shrillary's also been busy since George Soros purchased the democratic party and gift-wrapped it for her., Also, have a look at Queen Shrillary Makes Our Troops Wait, Hillary Fabricated 9/11 Records, VidClip: Shillary booed at 9/11 concert, Clinton vows to help oust Bush, Democrats in Hillarywood, Now to sabotage the sinking ship, Hillary Clinton Attacks Bush, U.S. Intelligence Services in Overseas Interview, and Bill and Hillary's secret.  (added 13-Dec-2003)
PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals)
Or as I like to put it:  "People Eating Tasty Animals".  Become one with nature -- then marinate it.  Looks like PETA has something against Alaskan Girl Scouts working to help relieve the overpopulation problem with beavers.  More:  PETA Delays Ad Poking Fun at Clay Aiken, Domestic Terrorism  (added 16-Nov-2003, updated 22-Dec-2003)
Planned Parenthood
Talk about an oxymoron.  The only thing "planned" with Planned Parenthood is murder.  There's a special place in hell for these creatures.  Learn more about our nation's tax-subsidized abortion mills here, here, and here.  (added 14-Sep-2003)
RIAA
(Recording Industry Association of America)
Oh, where to start with these whack jobs?  Look closely at the name.  Focus on "Industry".  They don't protect the artists' interests.  They don't protect the consumers' interests.  Read the news at boycott-riaa.com and educate yourself!  More:  Music Industry Targets Even Computer-Less  (added 13-Sep-2003, updated 04-Dec-2003)
The SCO Group
(aka Caldera International, Inc.)

Isn't extortion and running a protection racket illegal?  Yeah, I thought so, too.  Someone needs to tell Darl McBride.  SCO is like a bad traffic accident you can't seem to turn your eyes away from.  No wonder techies everywhere agree that SCO SUCKS.  More:  SCO set to take SGI's Unix licence away.  (added 16-Sep-2003, updated 02-Oct-2003)
Last Update:  10-Mar-2004