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Passenger Reports Being Sexually Assaulted By Thedala Magee

2011-09-07T11:14:00.000-05:00

Disciple of Janet "Big Sis" Incompetano reportedly rapes innocent air traveler. We all want to feel safe when we utilize commercial air travel, right? Turns out some of us "feel" it a little more than normal. Take Amy Alkon for example: Nearing the end of this violation, I sobbed even louder as the woman, FOUR TIMES, stuck the side of her gloved hand INTO my vagina, through my pants. Between

Missing Idiot

2010-07-25T09:21:00.004-05:00

Which Side of the Fence?

2010-07-22T08:49:00.000-05:00

You can’t get any more accurate than this! Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

Tire Opinions

2009-02-28T13:01:00.000-06:00

I've got my eye on a set of Bridgestone Dueler A/T 694 Revo's for my Hemi Ram. The awful Michelin LTX A/S factory tires have worn down after only 30K miles, and the thing is worse than Bambi on ice when bad weather comes around. I'm also moving up slightly from the stock size of P245/70-17 to the optional P265/70-17 size. This has to be done before pull a trailer and haul Scouts to summer camp

Change Was Desired

2008-11-24T10:42:00.002-06:00

Fellow Business Executives:As the Chief Financial Officer of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.To compensate for these increases, I figure that our clients will have to see an increase of about 8% in fees, but since we cannot increase our fees

Pull out of Iraq?

2008-10-30T19:29:00.001-05:00

Pull out of Iraq?!?!Perhaps the U.S. should pull out of Chicago?Body count:In the last six months:292 killed (murdered) in Chicago;221 killed in Iraq.Chicago.... Who Runs it:Senators: Barack Obama & Dick DurbinRep: Jesse Jackson Jr.,Illinois Gov: Rod Blogojevich,Illinois House leader Mike Madigan,Illinois Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike),Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley (son of Mayor

The Difference

2008-08-17T07:43:00.000-05:00

United Sucks

2008-07-20T09:17:00.000-05:00

I think I’ve figured out today exactly why firearms are not allowed past the security checkpoint at the airport. If they were not prohibited, there would be multiple United Airlines agents lying dead and bleeding.My 8:40am flight Monday morning was delayed to 9:05. Meh, big deal. But sitting on the plane at the gate for 90 minutes following the late boarding, it was announced that the forward

Latest funny from a friend.

2008-04-25T15:08:00.001-05:00

Yale or Harvard?

2008-04-09T13:01:00.001-05:00

A redneck and a yuppie were sitting next to each other at the bar....redneck: "So I guess youins went to college?"yuppie: "Yes, I did."redneck: "Where'd you go?"Yuppie: "Yale."Redneck: "I SAID WHERE'D YOU GO?"While a new student at Harvard, I was talking to a professor and asked him, "Where's the library at?" The professor said, "Young man, this is Harvard. We do not end sentences with

Hiding in Plain Sight

2008-02-23T22:28:00.001-06:00

What to wear when your wife has chores for you to do:

It Figures ...

2008-02-23T17:10:00.001-06:00

I am an ANGRY WHITE MAN!

2008-02-19T11:25:00.001-06:00

In election 2008, don’t forget Angry White Man function createQString(s) { return escape(s); } var Heading = "In%20election%202008%2C%20don%92t%20forget%20Angry%20White%20Man"; var tempTitle = createQString(Heading); var Title = "&t="+tempTitle;